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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Quelle: 50shadezofcarter, via becisme)

archie-edits:

Betty and Veronica accidentally discover tribadism.

archie-edits:

Betty and Veronica accidentally discover tribadism.

(via notcuddles)

"So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT."

James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)

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beatlesarthistory:

Cakes by Wayne Thiebaud // “Savoy Truffle” by The Beatles

beatlesarthistory:

Cakes by Wayne Thiebaud // “Savoy Truffle” by The Beatles

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eroticwitchstories:

The Son Doong Cave in Vietnam is the biggest cave in the world. It’s over 5.5 miles long, has a jungle and river, and could fit a 40-story skyscraper within its walls.

But nobody knew any of that until five years ago. See more stunning photos this mysterious cave here.

(Quelle: huffingtonpost, via thecavedwellingvampire)

arsanatomica:

The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there. 

Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with downward head swings. 

When not actively shanking others, the tusks can be folded back slightly., so they don’t interfere with eating. 

(via extravagantbunneh)

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sweet-pea-soup:

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

Brilliant

(via adesquared)

adventuresoncehad:

Eli and I moved back in June and are slowly getting around to some of the apartment decorating. I’m trying my hand at a small tabletop succulent garden and unfortunately our cats keep trying to help with the gardening. 

- Sandy Noto

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http://bendydicks.tumblr.com/post/85976428779/imagine-though-persephone-is-just-laying-about-in

bendydicks:

Imagine though, Persephone is just laying about in their living room and there would be flowers growing everywhere around her. Hades walks in like “What is this!? What have you done to the place, it’s supposed to be dark and gloomy! What are you doing?” and he picks up some flowers and they…

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

(via notcuddles)

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

(Quelle: ethiopienne, via godbless-st-cyr)

prostheticknowledge:

Real-Time Face Tracking and Projection Mapping

Impressive proof-of-concept demonstration from OMOTE which accurately projects visuals onto a moving human face - video embedded below:

[Link]

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